May 2013
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uh i should probably say that hansel and gretel is terrible
but there are some upsides
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and if you’re a fan of brother/sister incest it’s probably up your alley
and the costumes were cool
ps i ship it
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timelordxvictorious15:
astoldbyidiots said: i didn’t laugh as hard as i did at the troll’s name tho
omg you mean edward
you missed this? i laughed so hard my voice is off
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wordsinhaled:
firefly (◠‿◠✿)
firefly’s potential & scope (◠‿◠✿)
firefly’s complex characters (◠‿◠✿)
the firefly ost (◠‿◠✿)
firefly only having 14 episodes + a movie (⊙︿⊙✿)
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timelordxvictorious15:
astoldbyidiots said: they had gretel use like a defibrillator but they did so bad it huuuuuuurts me
sweetie they did a lot of things so bad in that movie that it hurt me
but then there’s this
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totally not jealous of your sister’s new boyfriend
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(i’m not using a screencap for this one sorry)
oh yes blowing the head off of somebody in front of a group of children is really a great idea
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astoldbyidiots:
astoldbyidiots:
why isn’t this movie about the cool looking witches
CAN I HAVE A PREQUEL ABOUT THESE WITCHES THEY ARE COOL
LOOK AT HOW COOL THEY ARE
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astoldbyidiots:
why isn’t this movie about the cool looking witches
CAN I HAVE A PREQUEL ABOUT THESE WITCHES THEY ARE COOL
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why isn’t this movie about the cool looking witches
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timelordxvictorious15:
I was going to say I really wish ZQ was partners with Matt Bomer because then they could have beautiful babies but then I remembered
you could write mpreg fanfics if you wanted that sort of thing is acceptable on the internet apparently
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OWNER: Hi, welcome to 'Adopt An Angel'. What can I do for you today?
SAM: Hi. Uh, my brother and I, we sort of have a bit of a dangerous lifestyle. We thought that maybe, if we had an angel to watch over us or something, it might be kinda useful.
OWNER: That's wonderful. What sort of angel were you looking for?
DEAN: Uh, like a guardian angel?
OWNER: They're all guardians. What qualities do you want in an angel?
SAM: One that listens to us.
DEAN: Right. A good one.
SAM: One that is able to heal us.
DEAN: Nothing too flashy.
SAM: Yeah, we really don't need an angel to show us up.
DEAN: Just your average, run-of-the-mill, guardian angel, maybe with a little bit of an inferiority complex so that it likes us enough to put our needs first.
OWNER: Male or female?
DEAN: If there's an option-
SAM: Don't even think about it.
DEAN: Fine. Male.
OWNER: Height?
SAM: Short.
DEAN: No, tall.
SAM: I'm the tall one.
DEAN: But if this angel is tall, he can intimidate our enemies.
OWNER: Oh, you don't have to worry about that. Each angel comes equipped with a set of wings to intimidate any enemies you may have.
DEAN: Oh, well, in that case, make him shorter than both of us.
SAM: And scrawny.
DEAN: Exactly. Because we're the two muscular, tall guys. We run the show.
SAM: What show?
DEAN: Dude, it's a metaphor.
OWNER: Well, I think I have just the angel you're looking for. This one right here...
SAM: Him?
OWNER: That's right. His name is Castiel.
DEAN: His clothes are so...
SAM: Not-plaid.
DEAN: I was gonna say 'holy tax account' but not-plaid works. I suppose if we were to adopt him, we can make it wear whatever we want, right?
OWNER: Uh, no. This one is a bit like a Legoman. The clothes don't come off unless you take off his head. You don't plan on doing that, do you?
SAM: Can angels become vampires?
OWNER: No.
SAM: We don't plan on cutting off his head.
OWNER: Good. Our job here at Adopt An Angel is to give these angels a home, not a grave. Say hello, Castiel.
CASTIEL: Hello.
DEAN: What the hell's wrong with his voice?
OWNER: Ah. Now there's a reason for that. Human vessels have a relatively normal voice, but put an angel inside it, and that comes out.
SAM: But all the other angels sound normal.
OWNER: Okay, smarty-pants, you got me. Look, I'll be honest you guys. This one here, he's broken.
DEAN: Broken?
OWNER: Yeah, I found him in Damaged Goods.
SAM: What happened to him?
OWNER: Well, his father dropped him on his head when he was a baby. It was really terrible. All the dinosaurs died.
DEAN: Is there anything else you're not telling us?
OWNER: Yeah. Keep this one away from other angels. He's doesn't play very well with them.
SAM: How do you mean?
OWNER: He kills them. Sometimes it's an accident, sometimes it's not. Just be careful to watch over him.
DEAN: Wait. I thought that was his job? To watch over us?
OWNER: Like I said, this one is broken. Look, you guys ever watch Lilo and Stitch? 'Cause this angel is like Stitch. Give him a home and he'll give you his heart.
DEAN: That was friggin' sappy.
OWNER: He's also cheaper than health insurance.
DEAN / SAM: Sold.
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Sherlock: I see you drivin' 'round town with the guy I love and I'm like MYCROFT STOP KIDNAPPING JAWN
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LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU HOW THE AMULET WORKS
mishasminions:
APPARENTLY THERE’S THIS CONTROVERSY ABOUT IT WITH REGARDS TO “SHIPPING”, BUT I’M HERE TO TELL YOU IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT SO PIPE THE FUCK DOWN.
OKAY LET’S BEGIN
FIRST OFF, LET’S TALK ABOUT WHO SAM ORIGINALLY WANTED TO GIVE THE AMULET TO.
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dear movie
i think you’ll find you have a lovely GAPING plothole (and some other ones but i won’t get into that)
you said this shit happens “once in a generation”
THEN IT PROBABLY SHOULDN’T BE HAPPENING AGAIN ONLY 20 YEARS LATER (give or take)
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i’m not saying they’re together but
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the troll’s name is edward i am laughing so hard
no really i just burst out into hysterics
he saved the girl then went off to brood
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…
she could still get it
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ladies and gentleman
allow me to introduce you to
the anti-pedobear
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timelordxvictorious15:
I’ve been laughing for the past 87 years at pon farr
petition for there to be a third Star Trek movie and have Spock hit pon farr
#and petition for the only person to be around be kirk
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…
he could still get it
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becausetheplotsaidso:
astoldbyidiots:
you’re the only intelligent person in this movie which means you’re gonna die very soon aren’t you
I SWEAR TO FUCK
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you’re the only intelligent person in this movie which means you’re gonna die very soon aren’t you
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heavensmostadorabledouchebag:
I swear to god though, if you ever question my love for Richard Speight Jr. I will hit you in the face with chicken giblets.
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ranetree:
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
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